A Close Second...
... to the "anal fuckage" story.

Picture, if you will, this scene. Sat in the bedroom of my then-boyfriend (yes, the same one), watching a movie or something, when he spontaniously askes if we can "do something".
I give the wonderful female answer of "I don't feel like it." (In my defence, I was feeling like shit that day). After about ten minutes of him whining at me, I give in and agree to sex, despite the fact that what I really wanted to do was go home and crawl into bed.

About halfway through, I'm thinking about something completely unrelated, like what was on TV that night, when he stops and says "You don't look like you're enjoying it." This led to the inevitable discussion about how I didn't want to do it anyway and ended in me being thrown out.

Apologies for length? Length of post yes. But the sex lasted faaar too long.
(TuftyBee should have been working on, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 14:08, Reply)