The worst sex music possible
A couple years ago when I first met my wife, I had an interesting musical renaissance. I found a website with a big selection of white supremacist mp3s and I downloaded them out of morbid curiosity. The one thing I got out of it was finding amusing covers of popular songs with white supremacist lyrics. Sort of like what Weird Al would be like if the Nazis won the war.

Examples:
-A cover of "Bad Moon Rising" by CCR called "Race War Rising."
-"Great Balls of Fire" to "Great Cross of Fire" (referring to the KKK practice of setting a burning cross on someone's lawn)
-"These Boots are Made for Walking" to "These Boots are Made for Stomping"

And so on. It's terrible but somewhat listenable if you're up for a laugh.

Anyway, it's worth mentioning right now that my then future wife is Korean. I sent them to her and she had the same reaction as me.

One night she was over at my place and some of those songs came on. I guess she liked the idea of being with a white guy + listening to music about white supremacy. Me, I suddenly felt very wrong being with her and listening to this music which was essentially anti-her. It was a very strong reaction and I needed to change songs.

Quickly I switched it over to a poppy Korean punk band that goes by the name Run Carrot. Seemed innocent enough so I jumped back into the matters at hand. Then she started laughing. Apparently the song lyrics were, in Korean, "Motherfucker motherfucker motherfucker, kick him in the crotch" over and over. She had to stop and we found different music to listen to that wouldn't offend either of our sensibilities.

Anyway, that was my experiment in the worst possible sex music. For future reference, white power music and frisky Koreans do not mix.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 15:52, Reply)