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OK, enough of the fluffy.

What's the worst sex you've ever had?

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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Thought of another moment of inept lust...
First girlfriend.

She was a virgin, so was I. I had all my manly bits operating at the top of their class, nothing going off too soon, nothing drooping, all perfect.

She had a fanny like the sahara (and NO it was certainly not down to my technique, I have always been good at the fingery things in life).

To recreate her I suggest pulling a bird with hairy arms, ensuring you have used silica gel to absorb every bit of moisture from her nether regions and then howl in agony as she tries to force it all over ur knob.

(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 19:23, Reply)

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