A bit messy...
I knew a bloke in school, I'l call him.... Jez. Now Jez was by all standards an utter cunt. Jez was fortunate enough to be one of those chaps who, without being good looking or charming, managed to get a fair bit of pussy in school, simply by dint of being fairly popular ( I was popular myself but hardly ever got any-school was a strange place). Anyway being a fairly sought after bloke in the years that shaped his life, he was shaped into a cocky little cunt as it were. He thought he was it, and one party I found myself a fair bit upset to find out he was currently in the spare bedroom getting oral pleasure off the rather delightful girl I was chasing. But then he came running down stairs and into the garden actual TEARS streaming down his face and a rather peculiar looking substance on his groin. Lets just say from then on he winced when you said "gag reflex".

A few sidenotes to the story:
He didn't get laid (to my knowledge) until Uni, so theres something.
It wasn't as small as I'd hoped, but he was no Erroll Flynn
Needless to say the whole debacle somewhat put me off the girl (bless her cotton socks)

Length? Enough to make her choke...
( Paedosmile service with a grin., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 19:38, Reply)