Not exactly the worst sex I've had, but more "she".
Im sure I posted this years back, but here goes;

Me ex used to live in a flat above a pub in Swansea, and I used to lodge there regularly. This one dark night, just about to settle down to watch a film with the missus and I happen to glance out of the side window, onto the roof of the adjoining window. What do I see, but none other than some bird spread eagled over an air duct with some bloke pounding away, while holding a can of carling.

Me, being the gentleman that I am, runs down into the pub and tells the regulars. They come up, and there's about 10 or 11 of us all crammed into the ex's room laughing at this. But while I've been gone, this guy outside is now greeted by his two mates, who are funnily enough drinking away as well on this roof.

At this point, we let the staff of the pub know, and they're all watching this as well from the dark windows. The 3 guys start taking turns on her, and she's loving it. It's at this point that one of the barmen decides to give the game away, by opening a window and shouting "Go on love!". The 3 guys take a bow to the cheers that are now eminating from the windows, while the girl does the walk of shame, hiding her face behind her hands. The same barman then shouts "Dunno why you're covering your face, we've seen everything else!".

EPILOGUE - Afterwards, we're all downstairs in the pub laughing about it, and in walk the 3 amigos (or should that be "omg's"). Apparently they only met her 1/2 an hour earlier in another club, and she knew a "quiet spot". She got that wrong.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 19:44, Reply)