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OK, enough of the fluffy.

What's the worst sex you've ever had?

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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talking of Americans
(sorry Americans, I like you so don't take this as anti-american.)

bunch of tossers....

(just kidding)

anyway, I hate people who try to talk dirty but are crap. For some reason the two americans I've shagged (see Americans, it's only two of you and the rest might be ok. now breath out and continue) couldn't stop with the "oh yeah baby, do me hard, do me now" and "I want you to fuck me till I scream" and all sorts of nonsense whilst me and Mr Winkie are trying to get on with the business. Nothing is more distracting and the only reason I don't shout "Oh, for fucks sake shut up" is that Mr Winkie quite likes being around ladies parts.
Anyway, I don't mind if you bring a lady to the edge of Nivarna and she can't help but let out an "Ohmigod, ohmigod I've never come so much".
But none of this ridiculous dirty talk as foreplay. It's just silly, especially when you don't have the right accent for swearing.

Actually, lump in the West country with that as well (sorry west country folk, I like you all but you really shouldn't try swearing).
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:13, Reply)

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