The worst sex I ever hadOK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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PJM has reminded meof something I'm sure has happened to a lot of us (please god don't let it just be me).
After a gf had rather enthusiastically sat on my face (alternating with a 69) for quite some time, I disappeared of to the loo to have an aftershagfest pee (you know the one).
When I turned on the light in the bathroom I noticed I was sporting a rather fetching Rudolph the brown nose raindeer.
There was a brown stain, about the size of a five pence piece, on the end of my nose.
cheers for that.
No, really. Thanks.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 23:29, Reply)
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