starfish
at the local indie pit, back in the day. done my digging, obvious im in. suggest we go outside.. object of my spadework agrees.

we find the nearest bunker (indie pit is at a country club by a golf course), its all dark, we lie down, get trousers and various other bits of clothing off and she starfishes.

just lies there.

i get my teenage rocks off, and we wander back to the club.

absolutely the most totally unsatisfying sex i have ever had.


length? irrelevant. she didnt seem to be on the same planet.
(magictorch, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:15, Reply)