RE Anal Sex of the Gay Variety...
...Legless (and others with similar misconceptions), if I were you I wouldn't dwell on it so much - people will talk.

Besides, whilst 'getting your knob covered in shit' as you so eloquently put it is a hazard in such circles (rings? nah, better not), it doesn't happen nearly as often as you seem to believe and there's plenty of ways to make sure that it doesn't turn out to be the case. It's just another personal hygiene thing to us. And I'll let you in on a closely guarded secret - {looks around and whispers conspirationally} - girls poo too. And I'm willing to bet they don't take nearly as much care of thier arses as we do.

I'd mince off in a self-satisfied, made-my-point manner about now, but I've never been the mincy type :)

EDIT: Okay, no offence taken, well maybe a bit, but nothing personal. Legless' post was the proverbial straw and someone had to stand up and defend us gayers - there's another name for the sort that like playing around in faeces :)
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 11:15, Reply)