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OK, enough of the fluffy.

What's the worst sex you've ever had?

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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Not my worst sex, but definitely the weirdest...
I once picked up a nice young man on the internet one evening and invited him over to my house. We had a joint and some of that gay anal sex that so many of the 16 year olds on here seem to find so gross. All very nice, so he slept over.

The next morning, when we woke up, we started in for another go. Suddenly I noticed that there was bright, wet, red stuff all over his hands and his body, that was now all over me as well. This caused me to panic slightly - no one likes a bleeding todger.

After a few minutes of inspection, it appeared that nothing was cut or bleeding on either of us. However, the mood was definitely ruined, so he went home.

It was only after he left that I found, on his side of the bed, a red whiteboard marker. I can only assume that (for some reason) he had gotten up during the night, hunted through my desk, found a big red texta, drawn all over his body with it, and gone back to sleep ...
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 14:14, Reply)

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