Thora Hird
Picture the scene. It's Sunday evening and the autumn sunset is shining outside. A younger and less wise 6300 miles away is making mad passionate love to his then wife (now ex). Now to say this lady is religious would be an understatement. Anyway, things seem to be going well and everything's good in the world when she looks straight into my eye, opens her mouth and sensously speaks......


"Hurry up, Songs of Praise is only in five minutes."

The thought of Thora Hird does nothing to enhance the wonderful experience that is sex and I regret to say that events didn't reach a conclusiion.

Still, as my girlfriend said, at least she complained that it was taking too long, most men have the opposite problem.

:)
(6300 miles away from happiness, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:19, Reply)