ChristmasTis the season to be jolly falalalalaalalalala, expounds Richards mcbeef. But is it *really*? Forced merriment, shit presents, awful relatives...One year my sister dropped an almighty guff in front of our grandmother and then literally pissed herself laughing. She was 18. But tell us *your* Yuletide yarns.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 9:06)
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A Christmas RhymeChestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack frost nipping at your nose.
Snowflakes drifting from a quiet sky,
Ice puddles freezing children's toes.
Christmas is a winter wonderland
With a wintry chilly breeze.
Unfortunately though, not this year
Cos it's se-ven-teeeeeen degrees.
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 18 Dec 2015, 10:51,
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