ChristmasTis the season to be jolly falalalalaalalalala, expounds Richards mcbeef. But is it *really*? Forced merriment, shit presents, awful relatives...One year my sister dropped an almighty guff in front of our grandmother and then literally pissed herself laughing. She was 18. But tell us *your* Yuletide yarns.
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Related top tip:When flambéeing your Christmas pudding, make sure you don't wheel it into the dining room on a small wooden serving table, heat up three times as much brandy as is necessary and douse the entire table in the stuff. The resulting blue and purple flames and the smell of burning varnish are appealing, but will scare your guests more than entertain them.
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