Why do fools fall in love?

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 3:56, archived)

otherwise theres no love
because love only belongs to fools i believe.
(Ding-a-ling fell for a Ding-a-ling, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 3:58, archived)

this is algebra

( Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 4:00, archived)

Substitution principle?

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 4:01, archived)