Puritanism
The irrational fear, that someone, somewhere, is having a good time.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:41, archived)

Yes.
*cough* speaking of which ... is our favourite fat tory not around today? *coughity cough*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:05, archived)