No. If you'd wanted to be healthy you would have said 'I'm going on a health kick'
what you actually said was "I am joining some half-arsed puritanical teenage movement that condemns booze and drugs aren't I the fucking cool one I used to be dead hard and do drugs but now I'm even harder because I don't".
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:58, archived)

There's a wiki article on it.
It's utter guff. Complete shite. And, as always, you, Shambolic, my hero, are right.
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:03, archived)

Oh stop it ... you're making my winkle go all stiff.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:07, archived)

that
and also, if you look properly at the medical stats the government use, being teetotal is worse for you healthwise than any level of alcohol consumption up to about 50 units a week. You don't tend to get doctors telling you that though.

So it's a pretty poor health kick.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:07, archived)