Ah
When they rang to ask me when I started work, I was doing an experiment, so I was using borrowed time. I think one day off was pretty good thinking seeing as I was timing and stuff.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:28, archived)

Start again at the beginning, then add a dash of SENSE.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:30, archived)

Righto then.
It's a rule of being employed by the tax or benefits departments that you must regard all other human beings as thieving scum and assume that any minor mistake is an attempted crime. It's the same rule for people who work for the privatised rail companies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:31, archived)