I like to imagine Barry Scott is translated worldwide.
¡HOLA! ¡SOY BARRY SCOTT!
KONICHIWA! WATASHI WA BARI SUKOTTU DESU!
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:14, archived)

Christ it's slow tonight
I'm going to make it even slower by commenting on it.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:24, archived)

Come and talk at
www.iamcal.com INSTEAD?
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:27, archived)

That looks strange and scary.
I'd rather stay here in the comfortable grey on grey with expanded threads that I'm used to.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:34, archived)

I like to imagine
that everyone else who uses B3ta is actually a brightly coloured giant bird that uses its beak to peck out words on the keyboard, and you all fly to bashes in great big multi-hued flocks.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:29, archived)