Life hasn't dissapointed me. I have dissapointed me.
I've broken all my new years resolutions and it's only 12 Jan
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:14, archived)

You feckless spaz

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:14, archived)

No need to rub it in, old boy. Old chap.

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)