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Woohoo! Friday night!
I am so fucking rock AND roll that I am teaching maths to a 16 year old (and enjoying it) instead of drinking like a drowning spaz. How has your life disappointed you lately?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:12, archived)
It hasn't.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:13, archived)
It will
Tomorrow
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:14, archived)
Oh no it won't.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:14, archived)
Oh yes it will
Really hard, up the bum
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:18, archived)
Bet you a fiver.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:19, archived)
Happy b3taday petal.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:24, archived)
Thanks lovely lady
:)
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:24, archived)
Happy B3taday!
We're B3ta-twins (except you're a bit older)

My life disappointed me by work being poo and I didn't do anything constructive today
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)
Same to you :)

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)
Ta
muchly!
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)
stop replying to each other
you'll set the board on fire!

happy birthdays to you both
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:19, archived)
ta
:)
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:20, archived)
Thank you
*looks for fire extinguisher*
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:21, archived)
my willpower is less powerful than originally thought.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:13, archived)
I gave up smoking for two days at new year.
That's willpower for you.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:14, archived)
I gave up smoking the June before last
haven't had one since
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)
i was supposed to have my first session with my 'quit smoking counsellor' yesterday
but cancelled.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)
Don't blame you.
I've got 12 cartons of Fortuna Lights here.
How can I give up now?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:16, archived)
i say. you are a greedy guts.
i like fortuna for the cheap fags that they are.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:17, archived)
\/ pfffffffft!
www.b3ta.com/talk/2447431
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:18, archived)
yeah im in stitches too.
fucking shocking it was.

*weeps openly*

i can say in all honestly, that is the worst image to have ever graced my work pc
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:20, archived)
Just whatever you do
don't google 'meatotomy', as that is about 100 times worse.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:24, archived)
Yes but meatspin is fine

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:25, archived)
i couldnt possibly begin to imagine how anything could be worse
im moving to a puritan community retreat
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:25, archived)
Google Tub Girl
It's cute
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:27, archived)
now that i do know
er...from...er...someone told me
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:28, archived)
Yes
It's a very cute girl in a tub ;-) make sure you do an image search
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)
Life hasn't dissapointed me. I have dissapointed me.
I've broken all my new years resolutions and it's only 12 Jan
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:14, archived)
You feckless spaz

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:14, archived)
No need to rub it in, old boy. Old chap.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)
Come on,
by 'teaching maths', what do you mean?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)
counting the hairs on his arse
blindfold
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)
Sadly, teaching maths
And her mum, my missus, will be there too. While in the eyes of many there is room for a German film crew there, in my world it will be a cup of tea and some chocolates
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:16, archived)
Real life disappoints where students
are concerned.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:20, archived)
Awww.
You're all step-dad like.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:24, archived)
Dangling the child over a bin of used hypodermic needles and lowering him an inch everytime he gets something wrong.
It's the only way they learn
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:21, archived)
I had the house to myself today
and yet I didn't have a wank.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:20, archived)
I find that almost impossible.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:20, archived)
Wanking?

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:23, archived)
life as a nullo is HARD

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:25, archived)
You know what I meant you fat bastard.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:25, archived)
He must be broken...
mind you, I never can if I am stressed or tired.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:26, archived)
I'm both

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:29, archived)
In almost every way possible

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:25, archived)
i got a cold shortly after new year
so i'm going to have to work extra hard to catch up and it's only been two weeks in my new job.

everything else has been exquisite. life is how you live it, and i'm on a roll
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:27, archived)