I find it does tend to make the knees rather warm.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:57, archived)

so does shitting in your hands and doing the charleston

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:01, archived)

ARF! You cunt!
I've gobbed on my screen and am now nearly choking on my apple.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:06, archived)