My mistress called me and said "come around, no-one's home"
so I went around, and no-one was home.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:24, archived)

I want a skip outside my house
I'm not stopping you, etc.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:25, archived)