Haha.
Everyone asks that. No. You'll have to sweet-talk me a bit first, and be a half-decent man (by her standards) and live somwehere in the vicinity of wiltshire.
(Marmite Omelette ...but I feel better having screamed, don't you?, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:47, archived)

ZOMG R U ON MYSPACEs?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:48, archived)

And, SHE's drunk, and has TITs. What are we to do JMG?
LOL!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:49, archived)

ROFPMSL!1one
SHE SOUNDz leik a gurl!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:50, archived)

Well I'm a complete sucker for dreads
Depends where in Wiltshire you live
( MONO!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:49, archived)

You fancy Bob Marley.
AICMFP.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:51, archived)

He turned me down :(

( MONO!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:52, archived)