Well really big cock out-weighs* France I think
*not literally
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)

Ah ...so....
If your cock weighs more .... than France .... then you must be ..... A WITCH!

BURN HIM!

/burns self at stake
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)