i know i know
dwarfs are proportional and midgets are not, and
AHEM i think they prefer to be called "little people".

oh and go shop for gidget porn
(Alicat, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)

If I was a midget
I'd punch anyone who called me a "little person" really, really hard.
In the knee.
( Newington, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:20, archived)