Sadistic, more like.
I know you just want it so you can simulate the thrill of making thousands of people late for work every day.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:59, archived)

and recreate
all those recent rail crashes / plot some new ones.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:04, archived)