
ummmmm, an 11 by 7 foot TV, which happens to have a remote about the size of an electric garage door opener?
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 0:24, archived)

No, but I think that should be my next gadget.
Second clue: it's not indoors - it's in the garage.
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 0:27, archived)

lawnmower
swimming pool
bike
recycling bin
I'm just guessing using the things that are in my garage. Not including the car, because it doesn't fit in the garage godammit.
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 0:34, archived)

It makes an electric whirring noise and goes up and down.
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 0:36, archived)

ceiling, of course.
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 0:40, archived)