Why is tofu like a vibrator?
They're both meat substitutes!

Badum-tssh!
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 9:44, archived)

Not heard that one before.
*makes mental note*
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 9:49, archived)