teh blimey
*goes blind*

*hands over cock immediately*

I think you've done badly out of that deal ...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)

damn
i want a refund! ive been swindled!
( toxie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:44, archived)

Hmmmm
Are you being critical of my genitalia?

*reluctantly returns norks*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:52, archived)

im critical
of everyones genitalia, dont worry :)
( toxie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:54, archived)

That's OK then
not everyone likes more than 8 inches anyway :P
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)

ooh
subtle ego inflation there i think...
( toxie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:00, archived)

On the contrary
that was as subtle as a slap round the face with a wet Halibut..

Anyway, it's a special scale, the reason women can't read maps is that men keep telling them that this

|- - - - - -|

Is six inches

/ducks for cover
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:04, archived)

haha
now, if i couldnt read maps i would take offence... but i can! and im female! ha!
( toxie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)