YYYEESSSS!!!
I'M IN THE NEWSLETTER!!!

Thankyou Rob :-)
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:28, archived)

This has been very kindly done for me by my friend Stu
(the one in the BWD video, with the red and blue t-shirts, and the guy talking to the dog at the end)

Would you like to have a dogs face?

Print out the following graphic:
www.teamfishcake.co.uk/bigwetdoggy/megface.jpg
Which may be slow to load on 56K due to low compression\high resolution.

Cut out just inside the white dotted line.

Find some strong Nylon, or fishing line. Cotton tends to break, but you could always try wool. Also find a sharp needle.

Hold your new face against the soft skin on the front of your head so that the edges of the new face are aligned with your old sick disgusting face. Try to align the new eyes with your old ones. If your eyes are too close together, you are probably a serial killer.

Thread the nylon\cotton\wool into the eye of the needle and tie a knot, so that it doesn't fall back out.

Carefully push the needle through the paper face, and deep into your skin, and back out again a few millimeters away. Try not to bleed, as this may ruin the mask. Repeat this sewing motion, until the mask is attached to your face.

Finally, poke holes in the eyes of the mask so that they line up with your eyes. Pushing too hard may cause you to poke your old eye out. This tends to minimise the effectiveness of poking holes in the first place.

That's it! You're done. Now why not go shopping or to the park to show off your new face, you filthy little wastrel.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:48, archived)