I was being liberal with the term "girl", mind.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:04, archived)

I think the amazing thing is that you replied to your
own post.

Yeah it doesn't include the typical "I drank 30 pints and then pulled sextuplet supermodels" though, as I get annoyed by those people who post those things too.
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:07, archived)

This isn't the first time "amazing" and "you" have featured in a reply to me, to be fair.
Treat this as grown up advice.

Don't go see the cocaine dealer. She has a big chav boyfriend who's going to rip your head off if you do.
This is almost a guarantee.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:09, archived)

I can imagine this being true to be perfectly honest



Maybe I should find out some information about her before I do anything?
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:13, archived)

Find out who produced her last album.
Etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:14, archived)

SHIT
she's Lily Allen.


Glad I got out of that one.
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:16, archived)