No offence mate, but pulling someone 12 years my senior isn't really something I'd be proud of
edit/ Especially a coke-head. Seriously, what the hell?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:48, archived)

Honestly
pull a 16 year old innocent, clean, teachers daughter, then you'll have something to boast about
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:00, archived)

Teachers daughters are never innocent!

( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:03, archived)

Obviously we've had different teachers

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:03, archived)

To me that is an achievement
mainly for the fact she IS a cokehead.






I could've shagged a 40 year old smackhead in the St Anns area of Nottingham, the thing was she was asking for £30 and smelled like piss.
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:01, archived)

I fail to see how that's so much of an improvement

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:02, archived)

Yeah hence why I wouldn't have gone for it even
if she wasn't a smelly crack-whore

but 30 year olds are LESS likely to get with 18 year olds surely?
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:06, archived)

I don't know, but I'd rather have gone for an 18 year old, myself.
You know, like one of the ones in your school who you'll never have to see again if you don't want to? What were you thinking?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:10, archived)

But you have to admit
it's far easier to pull someone you haven't known for 7 years, as they haven't seen all the stupid things you've done.

It makes sense that while I'm 18 I should make the best of the 18 year olds- but a shag is a shag and It just seems like more of an achievement to have a 30 year old drug dealer.
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:13, archived)

I disagree.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:16, archived)

Well sir
whilst I may not agree with what you say, I'll defend to the death your right to say it.
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:17, archived)