Well in all honestly you don't KNOW that now do you?
If Id've said "oh yeah I drank 15 pints" then fair enough, I would've imagined I was lying. But I've been on b3ta long enough to know that people who boast about how much they've drank are usually dickheads.

So what, yeah I ate three wine gums and nearly passed out; guess I'm a terrible person aren't I? I don't think it really matters to be honest

If I was lying I would've said I shagged a pair of 18 year old blonde twins whilst drinking moet from their vaginas.

fact is I didn't, I pulled a slightly overwieght 30 year old with pretty eyes who, upon talking to her, happened to deal cocaine as a sideline- I asked her if I could "snort coke off her naked body" mostley as a joke and she said yeah.

If you choose to believe this isn't true, and I'm actually fucking sad enough to make up a story to three or four people on an internet message board at 5 in the morning, then be my guest; just don't have a go at me about it- because you have no idea how true it ACTUALLY is and it's none of your cunting business, you're not king of /talk
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:58, archived)

WOBBLE! BIG FAT FUCKING WOBBLE!
TL:DR
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:59, archived)

I'm RISing all over this.

( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:08, archived)