It's be like a BBC3 sitcom starring Esme and Noit
"Ooh Esme, when you put your thumb up my bottom it makes me ever so happy"
"Bejaisus! That isn't me thumb, so it isn't"
"Say WHAT!"

*cue hilarious raping from Baldmonkey*
*end credits*

Baldmonkey would guest star every episode, and always end up raping Noit.

I bet I get at least a pilot aired.
(__, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:41, archived)

We did a little lol

(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:42, archived)

I read that to the tune of Beautiful South's "A Little Time"

(__, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:43, archived)