Noit fucked Esme in a tent
He was at it with nefarious intent
I stood outside wanking
Stopping only to thank him
Once my ball custard was all spent
(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:06, archived)

Pfffft
Ball Custard
(__, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:06, archived)

Pfffffffffffffffft
BIG NOSE
(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:07, archived)

BOG NIZ
It's the only reason I didn't come to the bash. My nose wouldn't have fit through the fucking door.


The fucking door being the entrance of Esme's tent. ZING-O!
(__, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:07, archived)

JEW SCHNOZ

(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:07, archived)

SCHLOER JIZZ

(__, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:08, archived)

I'm sat on the shitter whilst browsing
b3ta /talk, it's so shit it's astounding
So I'm curling one out
Whilst you all fuck about
And I ponder 'why does my bum sting?'
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:11, archived)

Is he awake yet?

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:14, archived)

I owe you a congratulations
b3ta.com/talk/3661281
(__, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:19, archived)

HOORAH

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:22, archived)

You've used tent twice in that
How about

Noit fucked Esme at the bash
He didn't even pay her cash
The tent did shake and sway
The others thought that Noit was gay
But Noit stuck his cock in Esme's gash
( magnum, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:16, archived)

No.
Fuck off messing with my art you cuntless wonderfuck.
(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:19, archived)

How can a tent sway?

(__, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)

*sways tent*
see?
( spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)

Thank you, spacefish
for illustrating my point so well
( magnum, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:32, archived)

I would've gone for:
There was a young boy named Easty
Who got raped by a gargantuan beastie
Giving moo head
Before going to bed
A wonderfully moreish come feasty.
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:22, archived)

LOVELY!

(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:23, archived)

Sex lol sex lol sex lol sex
Lol sex lol sex lol lol sex sex sex
Two people had sex
That's right, they had sex
And the internet's screaming "Lol, SEX!"
(__, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:23, archived)

LOL¬
You can imagine a fiesty Irish woman screaming
"CHROIST NOIT! STICK YER THUMB UP ME ARSE!"

"OH YOU BASTARD! ROIGHT IN ME SHITTER!"
(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:25, archived)

it was worryingly like that
*shudder*
(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:26, archived)

Noit, ya feverous little leprachaaan

(__, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:27, archived)

"YE'VE BEEN A NARTY ALTAR BOY!"
"WILL YE FUCKIN' COME ON ME TITS ALREADY!"
(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:27, archived)

ye will ye will ye will

( spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:29, archived)

he'll have "the troubles" come tomorrow

( magnum, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:28, archived)

e troubles rush
(__, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:29, archived)

We're waiting for them to wake up and come in the house
they'll be greeted with rapturous applause, just to annoy them, haha
(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)

Applaud them by clapping your willies together

(__, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)

You'll piss yourslelf laughing at the song we recorded
I think we're doing another one this evening.

The lyrics are hilarious, so dey are, so dey are
(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:32, archived)

I do like a good comedy song
Make sure the next song has the chorus of "Esme and Noit, Wo-oa-oa-oah, making babies, wo-oa-oa-oah"
(__, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)

We shall ensure they shall be mercilessly ribbed.

(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:36, archived)

shout PHOTOS at them

( spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:32, archived)

hahah
yes
( magnum, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:33, archived)

pfffft
you can imagine the stick they'll get on here for the next, oh...year or so?
(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:33, archived)

HONK HONK

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:26, archived)

What, again?

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:24, archived)

I hope you spent it all over his botty

( 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:37, archived)

It's be like a BBC3 sitcom starring Esme and Noit
"Ooh Esme, when you put your thumb up my bottom it makes me ever so happy"
"Bejaisus! That isn't me thumb, so it isn't"
"Say WHAT!"

*cue hilarious raping from Baldmonkey*
*end credits*

Baldmonkey would guest star every episode, and always end up raping Noit.

I bet I get at least a pilot aired.
(__, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:41, archived)

We did a little lol

(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:42, archived)

I read that to the tune of Beautiful South's "A Little Time"

(__, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:43, archived)

Can't really comment`
We haven't seen esme's sly grin yet... or should that be blushes?
(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:41, archived)

still
you flapping about it like a 13 year old boy is probably going to spare everyone some blushes
( 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:55, archived)