A fucking orange?
That doesn't sound very deadly.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)

Hurts like fuck
and minimal bruising.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)

If I'm going to hit someone with a sock full of something
I want the bruising.

I'm not planning to abuse children or anything.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)