I have a chest infection
An ear infection and a throat infection. I really can't afford to have either, given that any infection which can affect my ears will almost certainly ultimately affect how my hearing aid works (not properly)
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)

No, the problem is that you're a mithering hypochondriac.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)

I coughed on a bit of sandwich then
And it has a SERIOUS amount of mustard.

You've actually made me cry. On the internet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)

You love me.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)

Ain't no denying.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)