I can beat JMG! Hurrah!
TWO sets of car keys, three credit cards, 200 quid in foreign currency and all my car documents.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:41, archived)

you can get a log book in your pocket?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:44, archived)

Polish ones, yeah
they're the size of a credit card, but fold out into a three-page double-sided booklet with the MOT as a stamp inside it. The insurance is the same deal - all fits into a skinny little wallet, cos we don't have 7-day producers; if you're driving, you HAVE to have all your docs with you.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:48, archived)

Lol, you have Benji in your pocket.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:52, archived)

*looks confused*

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:55, archived)

MoT.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 22:00, archived)

Im still lost
what the fuck are you getting at?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 22:04, archived)

MoT's name is Benji.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 22:09, archived)

WHO THE FUCK IS MOT?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 22:16, archived)

MASTER OF FUCKING TURNIPS.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 22:21, archived)