Bollocks, the wrapper is not sealed and they've been in there for two days.
THEY WILL SMELL AND SO YOU WILL YOU, YOU JUST DON'T NOTICE YOUR OWN STENCH.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:58, archived)

You seem to be under the impression I'm carrying around a nappy full of bacon rashers.

( Bob Todd whee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 22:00, archived)