I can only recommend you try sticking a toasting-fork up your nose.
How can you know you won't like it if you've never tried?
( Newington, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:16, archived)

I don't ave a toasting-fork
and the toaster won't fit.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:20, archived)

How unadventurous.

( Newington, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:22, archived)