Not sure I follow you there...
Unless you're comparing me with sperm-breath down the page.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:27, archived)

4. with bated breath, with breath drawn in or held because of anticipation or suspense:
dictionary.reference.com/browse/bated
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:29, archived)

Oh, right
Thought you meant "masturbated". Duly noted.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:30, archived)

I aim to educate as well as entertain

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:32, archived)

Nice to see someone
Still giving a shit about Reithian values.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:33, archived)

355 days to christmas

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:35, archived)

Isitchristmas.com
Predictably enough says no.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:38, archived)

gosh, really?
b3ta.com/search/talk?q=isitchristmas.com&p=2
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:40, archived)

Which sperm breath?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:30, archived)

The one who talked about how best to fellate yourself.
Despite how... odd my mind is even I don't think about stuff like this. What I would turn into if I was the T1000 however is another story.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:32, archived)

Ah. Righto.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:33, archived)