you spent 10 minutes thinking about that post
and the only thing you could think of was Vogon?

edit: oooh, I LIKE THIS!
edit edit: not because it's good, because it's deeply sad
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)

What else am I going to do at the tail end of a nightshift?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:03, archived)

have you given serious thought to jumping off a tall building on fire?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:12, archived)

If I had a parachute...

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)