she also had a family and friends...
who did fuck all except go to the shops and spoon shit into her face.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)

This was why I said she didn't stand a chance.
She was fat because she ate too much, but the reasons behind the eating aren't necessarily about greed.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)

although it might also be that.
i didn't hear her apologising to all the fucking fire crew members and ambulance people who are wasting their time dealing with this catastrophic waste of space.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)