How was she getting the pies if she couldn't move?
She's not the only one responsible, sadly.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)

She injected liquid pies into her veins.

(__, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)

she just had a drip next to her bed
full of melted butter
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)