THROW PEOPLE OUT THEIR HOUSES!
BUT I SHOULD GET FREE TRAVEL IN A TAXI BECAUSE I CAN'T BE FUCKED TO WALK DOWN THE SHOPS.

*wibbly wobble wobbles*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)

I get hardly any cash, not exactly riches
And when I sometimes get £25 from work if I only get one shift a week due to the weather, then it pays my bills. But at least I work, and at least I TRY.

I'm not saying the benefit system should be stopped. I'm saying the people should CONTRIBUTE to their own upkeep!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)