A hearing dog??
But you can hear. I've had conversations with you.
(Psycho Eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)

Yeah, I can hear
I don't know if you've seen my hearing aid? Little black/brown (depending on when you met me) box on the side of my head?

Anyway, when the battery goes on that, and for whatever reason I don't have one, then I can lipread a small amount, but that's about it. Fire alarms, doorbells etc when I'm in bed are just not there to me.

I've also had infections at the site which mean that I can't wear my hearing aid, and of course sometimes it breaks.

I used to have a dog, but when I moved away, they took her back because the dog had a phobia of long journeys, and I didn't have much choice in where to move to at the time.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)