Why didn't Intel call the Pentium processor the 586?
Because they added 100 to 486 and got 585.99999 hur hur snurk sharp nasal exhalation
( Newington, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

Look out!
THERE'S A GIRL OVER THERE!
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)