Is this the open day for the Shit Internet University of Maths and Technology?
We seem to have a lot of experts about today.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

I don't think you quite understand the concept of time...

( TY&GN, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

I fucking do.
I'm Doctor Who.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

The "Time Lard"?

( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)

Pffffffffft

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)

I'm so fat I cause a hole in the spacetime continuum.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)

I cause my arse is
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 8 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

I think I went to that uni
Their first XI rugby team were rubbish, but their first XV football team were unstoppable.

Their mathematics team played 20, won 2, drew 5 and lost 17.
(Axeman Jim, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)

YOU AREN'T BIG JIM PICKAXE AND YOU NEVER WILL BE
STOP BULLYING ME.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)

I think I'm really going to like this board...
There's some truly unhinged people on it...
(Axeman Jim, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)