Hahahaha
Reminds me of something my mate did.
This blind woman gets off train, and proceeds to walk straight towards him.
He tries to jump out the way, but in the process knocks her white stick out her hand, literally punting it 5m down the station.
He had to then lead her and pick the stick up for her, all without laughing.
Heh, how i laughed from my safe distance
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:45, archived)