Not today
Only the milkman came round today.
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:55, archived)

Quick! Break the washing machine!

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:00, archived)

*readies wah-wah in anticipation*

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:01, archived)

*goes Barry White*
Ooooooooooooooh baaaaaaaby.
( ArthurTheRat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)